Monday, January 14, 2013

Broccolliflowegrape Mug?

Today's specimen has yet to be identified.  Here's what we know so far, agents:

  • It's possibly representative of some sort of vegetative matter. Suggested theories so far are broccoli, cauliflower, or a bunch of grapes.
  • It's green. Sort of. Chartreuse, perhaps, is a better description.
  • It has only one arm.
  • It appears to be wearing shoes.
  • It has facial features, but it is somewhat difficult to differentiate them.
  • It appears to be either happy or demented.
  • Its hairstyle (if that is indeed hair) might have been inspired by either Elvis Presley or Mme. de Pompadour.

Just... brace yourselves.

And it's happy to seeeeeee you!
It's clearly intended to be some sort of mug.  Which presumably means that you're meant to drink out of it.  But look deep into its eyes, and tell me: Would you put this... thing... anywhere near your mouth?

I didn't think so.  Me, either.

Thanks to Yaexrae for today's submission!  (...I think.)

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