But the biggest question of all: How did somebody live with this thing staring at them in the first place?
Monday, October 22, 2012
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Normally I don't have too much trouble identifying figurines, but when I passed this one on the shelf, I had to stare at it for a while (which, as you can imagine, was a trying experience). It inspires a plethora of questions: Is it meant to be the ghost of a demented clown, or a small snowman that the neighbor's dog hiked his leg on? Are those things on its cheeks faded rosy spots, or tears of anguish? Why is it so severely pigeon-toed? And I'm not sure what the protrusion on the right side of its head is -- a hollowed-out turkey leg worn as a hat, perhaps?
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I'm voting it's crying because someone jammed a turkey leg into its skull. Ow.
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